valvesoftware:

going to college like

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mynotsomiserablelife:

h0waminotmyself:

mynotsomiserablelife:

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

that’s not a rock it is a chess piece

it says “rook” darling

*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

Why is coming out irl so hard on the Internet you’re like “I’m queer” and everyone else is like “same”

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

timeywimeyten:

donnashoutingattheworld:

seekingdoctor:

knightarya:

if its been 5 years and you’re still not over donna clap your hands

Clap clap.

[Clapping intensifies]

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Goddammit, dude, not cool.

opticallyaroused:

Gummy Bear Army

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darkchaos-chao:

THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

kai-the-rainbowchild:

It’s sad someone actually had to make a gif because it has gotten so bad.

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dudethatsmygrandmaster:

captorquest:

spectrum97alfalfa:

damaraspixelatedcock:

Latula jokes stink.

Meulin doesn’t like hearing them.

Kurloz hates talking about it.

Tavros won’t take them sitting down.

Equius gets a little choked up.

Nepeta is pretty beaten on the topic

Eridan is half and half

Vriska tries to take a stab at them

Terezi doesn’t see what’s so funny.

I am going to kill you in your sleep if you don’t stop

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Guys remember when the fandom got mad at me because i do